Written by Jasmine Lay
What Area of Law You Should Practice
Based on Your Coffee Order
1. Iced Latte - Media and Entertainment Lawyer
Bonus points if you add syrups (Hazelnut, Vanilla, Caramel)
You have the aesthetics down pat (secretly an underground influencer). You know all the trends, are definitely Gen-Z and know the latest trends within law such as copyright issues regarding songs and filming contracts.
Strengths: Creative and always thinking inside the box (You don't get to be two-time nonconsecutive district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right, I said inside. Because while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? Empty." - Phil Dunphy, Modern Family)
Weaknesses: Easily distracted by something shiny (opportunities or the leave that’s blown past you etc)
2. Cappuccino - Family Lawyer
Very warm, comforting coffee with some sweetness from the chocolate sprinkled on top. You are just a very familiar and friendly person to encounter and talk to amidst life’s chaos. Clients trust you very much as you have a warm heart and understanding, yet know what the right decisions are even if it is very difficult.
Strengths: Empathy, diplomacy and strong ability to handle difficult conflicts
Weaknesses: The weight of the cases stays with you even when your off the clock (emotionally at least)
Image: The Coffee of Law, image, Tripadvisor (Web Page, 22 September 2014) https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g194791-d6206790-Reviews-The_Coffee_of_Law-Lecce_Province_of_Lecce_Puglia.html.
3. Long Black - Criminal Defence Lawyer
Strong. Pure caffeine (and water). Just like a criminal defence lawyer. Very direct and to the point, no beating around the bush just straight facts. You have unbreakable power and never let your guard down. You are very resilient and can stand your ground to the ends of the Earth (or in court). You have a long black with a side of intensity and adrenaline for breakfast.
Strengths: Bold, quick thinking and can handle the immense pressure
Weaknesses: Rest and sleep is non-existent
4. Flat White - Commercial Lawyer
Smooth, reliable and to the point. Very stable and can guide across a variety of situations (mergers, acquisitions, contracts). Just like a flat white, approachable but still professional and gets the job done without extra froth.
Strengths: Consistent, accurate and attention to detail, able to identify loopholes before its too late (and the water boils over)
Weaknesses: Against taking any risks - maybe add in an extra shot to spice it up
5. Matcha Latte - Environmental Lawyer
Not a coffee technically but you count it to protect the planet. Very green and consciousness about the world around you, hence your legal work aligns with your core values.
Strengths: Vision, persistence and meaningful purpose
Weaknesses: Increased demand but skill shortage in the workplace
Image: Dreamstime, ‘A Gavel on a Pile of U.S. Dollars Alongside Coffee Beans in a Bowl on a Wooden Surface, Representing Legal Costs and the Coffee Trade Industry’ (Web Page, undated) https://www.dreamstime.com/gavel-pile-u-s-dollars-alongside-coffee-beans-bowl-wooden-surface-representing-legal-costs-trade-industry-image373010507 archived at https://perma.cc/XXXX-XXXX.